Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Let the "Beam Me Up" Jokes Commence

RIPScotty

One of television's great ethnic stereotypes was lost today with the passing of James "Scotty" Doohan, the closeted Canadian best known for his borderline-offensive portrayal of affable Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott of the USS Enterprise. For a show that has been almost slavishly lauded for its progressive vision of a harmoniously multi-ethnic future (Nichelle "Uhura" Nichols was famously persuaded by Martin Luther King to remain on the show because she represented such a positive Black role model), Star Trek seems to have dodged a lot of heat for Doohan's take on the goofy, scotch-loving, Aberdeen-born Scotty. I mean, Uhura never pines for watermelon, Chekov steers clear of the vodka... hell, Sulu is allowed to drive. But the Scotsman? Well of course he's a fucking drunk. 500 years in the future and the highlanders are still piss-heads. Yeah, that's a really forward-thinking characterization.

(Just in case you think the preceding paragraph contains any actual indignation, it does not. I think all Scottish people are drunks.) Anyway, although I am not what you could call a Trekkie, I am very fond of the original series and I always liked Mr. Scott. (If were picking favorites, I'm a Dr. McCoy fan... that dude was completely insane and drunk.) So farewell, James Doohan. You leave behind quite a legacy: history's most well-known fake Scottish accent. "tachDaq magham!” (That's Klingon for "We will meet in the cocktail lounge"... I swear to god I'm not making that up.)

Speaking of stereotypes... The policeman from the Village People got arrested. I bet Alanis Morissette puts that one in "Isn't It Ironic 2006."

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